Apparently I don't have anything better to do. I just want to say that, at first I simply replaced the banner's image, for the second banner. But now I've replaced the text, as well. The new text in the second banner is a blatant rip-off and pretty terrible paraphrasing of excerpts from Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's prolog. Of course to fit it in, I had to widen the banner considerably, and even then I've left stuff out. Now it barely fits within my screen, but it doesn't look too bad on 1024x768. Not that I'll be switching to that resolution on this computer. Anyway... I hope you don't hate me too much for sucking so bad, and um, sort of ruining the best book ever.