I love most Sprint ads, y'know? I remember many years ago there'd be this darkened room with a giant red Sprint logo taking up the whole wall in the back, and this woman would walk into the light talking about the company (which I believe was brand new at the time). I don't remember anything she said, but I thought she was really beautiful. She had red hair. I think that's about all I remember about her. Except... I think I might've once seen a character on Guiding Light who I thought might've looked like her. I think the character's name was Lisa Dravecky. I dunno. This too was many years ago. And none of this matters, because what I mean to speak of is the Sprint ads of the last few years with the guy in the black trenchcoat. He's cool. I think he might be an MIB. Probably not, though. Those ads are almost always da bomb, though the laundry gnome one or whatever, that one I don't like. Sometimes I make up Sprint ads I'd like to see. The latest one I came up with involves Bill Shatner on a plane and the Sprint guy handing him a picture phone to prove there's really a gremlin on the wing. That'd be so cool!